if it pleases and sparkles
zimbolt:

mentethemage:

oh my fucking god
ahahaha

NAILED IT

zimbolt:

mentethemage:

oh my fucking god

ahahaha

NAILED IT

at the end of the day

christianborle:

twerking-through-time:

dancewithme-mybeautifuldisaster:

The first little pig made his house out of

image

The second little piggy made his house out of

image

The third little piggy made his house out of

image

it was bricks not books

sounds like you don’t get the joke

opsci:

"This smile was not ended when the report resounded." 

opsci:

"This smile was not ended when the report resounded." 

skeleton-fairy:

daddyhole:

next time you get rick rolled try and act like you’ve never heard the song before

get real flustered and be like “wow… I didn’t realize that was how you felt?”

heartscale:

i can’t believe quizilla is shutting down… now how am i supposed to find out what anime elemental girl i am or who my yu-gi-oh boyfriend is

transhumanisticpanspermia:

failmacaw:

nightmargin:

W E L C O M E

B  E    O  U  R    G  U  E  S  T

these skeletons look legitimately friendly and inviting, i don’t know about you guys but i’m hella stoked to kick it with these skeletons

transhumanisticpanspermia:

failmacaw:

nightmargin:

W E L C O M E

B  E    O  U  R    G  U  E  S  T

these skeletons look legitimately friendly and inviting, i don’t know about you guys but i’m hella stoked to kick it with these skeletons

stan-marsh-official:

Do you think Kyle ever realises that he and the other kids killed a whale by launching it onto the moon

Like he’s just eating cereal one day and suddenly “…oh my fucking god I murdered a whale”

bloodpactgirlscout:

icantspellbuterfly:

bloodpactgirlscout:

so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."
and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious. 

pls don’t ruin hemingway for me.

no i will continue to do that

bloodpactgirlscout:

icantspellbuterfly:

bloodpactgirlscout:

so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:

"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious. 

pls don’t ruin hemingway for me.

no i will continue to do that

meeting Jesus in the afterlife

  • jesus: i have the answer to all of humanities questions
  • me: what does cr1tikal look like
vekroogur:

merlin-bunny:

fucking show off

just downloaded this sick new scout taunt

vekroogur:

merlin-bunny:

fucking show off

just downloaded this sick new scout taunt

commissionergorgon:

I hate it when a character doesn’t have a FUCKING LAST NAME, SO THEIR TAG IS FULL OF SHIT YOU DON’T CARE ABOUT.

quasi-normalcy:

herotterness:

jaclcfrost:

in all my years that i have been on this earth i have not played spin the bottle once. does this mean that i’ve never actually lived? do a lot of people actually even play spin the bottle? or is its importance and prevalence stretched and exaggerated in media? these are the questions of the hour

Are teen parties with alcohol and red solo cups even real?!!?!

Has anyone ever participated in a food fight?!?

The Signs as Homestuck Characters!

  • Aries: Vriska
  • Taurus: Kanaya
  • Gemini: Gamzee
  • Cancer: Feferi
  • Leo: Aradia
  • Virgo: Tavros
  • Libra: Eridan
  • Scorpio: Karkat
  • Sagittarius: Terezi
  • Capricorn: Equius
  • Aquarius: Nepeta
  • Pisces: Dave

midnight-mindpalace:

there’s always that one fanfiction that deserves to be turned into a movie



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